5%

[InTheWind]

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior
that was going on.

So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving
and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth
is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased.

So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to
encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?










Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

[Jessie]

??

[InTheWind]

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

That was supposed to be the punch line. :swoon:

[kay-gee]

Ha ha ha ...LOL

all the best...

[CoreIssue]

:roflmbo:

But so true. Oh, so true!

[John Beckett]

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Hmmmm, you guys didn't get one? Wow.

Maybe I shouldn't tell you that i received one.

Oopsie! I just told you :D

Slipped. ;)


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[John Beckett]

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Oh, by the way, for the record?? I was kidding.

i didn't get one, either!! :sob:

[InTheWind]

I new there was some funny in there somewhere, it was one of those email jokes. :nod:

[a.baker]

lol thats cute! I liked that ITW! Thanks for sharing :)

[Jessie]

:roflmbo:

But so true. Oh, so true!

I dont get it.....

ITW, did you get it? I'm still lost on this one...:scratch:

[CoreIssue]

Only 5% were good, as in never misbehaving. None of the above never misbehaved, so they didn't get the email.