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cbressler1976
09-08-2007, 01:41 PM
Ways you can help defeat Global Warming


Ways to stop producing carbon dioxide
Stop breathing - When you exhale you release carbon dioxide
Dont drive - We all know how bad driving is
Don't live in a house/apartment/condo or any building that uses gas or electricity - Homes produce 2-3 times as much carbon as cars.
Don't wear shoes or any sort of clothing produced in a factory. Grow a cotton field and make your own clothes by hand.
Quit school - Those school buildings produce more carbon in a year then you do in 20 years.
Eat meat raw - Wether your using gas or electric both produce carbon dioxide.
Turn off this monitor and computer - You hypocrite.
Don't use toilets, urinate or poo in your back yard.- The water to your house is cleaned and sent to your house using pumps that use electricity.
Stop exercising - Increasing your heart rate increases the amount of oxygen you take in and turn into carbon dioxide.
Die - Dying younger means you will do all of the above less. Living one year less means you will save the earth 8.4 tons of carbon dioxide every year your not here!

CoreIssue
09-08-2007, 03:21 PM
Yep. That about sums up the agenda. ;)

Many actually do call for cutting the world population by something like 2/3.

Jessie
09-08-2007, 03:39 PM
but you wont see those who say this 1st in line to die themselves...

Sid
09-10-2007, 01:52 PM
To make a real difference with global warming. . .

Quit eating beef and cheese, drinking milk.


The real culprits behind global warming apparently aren't the herds of SUVs stampeding along America's highways -- but 190-million cows contentedly chewing their cuds -- and emitting clouds of foul-smelling methane from their mouths and tailpipes. (http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=6467)

cbressler1976
09-10-2007, 01:59 PM
cows...lol
:dance02:

CoreIssue
09-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Yep. They have real exhaust issues. :swoon:

Sid
09-10-2007, 02:42 PM
Did you catch the episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe was working at a place that was making flower pots out of cattle poo?

. . . the operation had 400 head that each produced 150# of poo/day.

Whole lot of poo. . . .

CoreIssue
09-10-2007, 05:22 PM
Did you catch the episode of Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe was working at a place that was making flower pots out of cattle poo?

. . . the operation had 400 head that each produced 150# of poo/day.

Whole lot of poo. . . .
No. I didn't.

Sounds... aromatic.

a.baker
09-10-2007, 06:37 PM
I like Mike Rowe and Dirty Jobs. What about the episode in the bat cave? They had to wear respirators because of the ammonia from the bats urine. It was constantly raining in the cave. What was the rain? Bat pee. He got stuck in like 3ft. of bat poo and his boot fell off. their poo is like quick sand... Ewe...