CoreIssue
04-21-2006, 10:34 AM
Electrically Correct
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation and get drunk. They wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead named Amy, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette named Linda, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde named Jan, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky in Lexington and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation and get drunk. They wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead named Amy, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. The Mexicans immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The second one, a brunette named Linda, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately beg for her forgiveness and release her.
The last one, a blonde named Jan, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky in Lexington and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."