"Prophet" Bishop Jordan

[eahaddix]

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Are you confused, lost, in need of direction. Bishop Jordan will go to God on your behalf and help you discover your prophetic awareness through cassette tape. He will prophesy to you for 20:20 vision and clarity.

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:stop::rolleyes: No thanks, "Prophet" Jordan. God and I are on speaking terms.

Watch out, TBN! You've got competition in the profit :2cents: :greedy:. . . err, prophet market.

[CoreIssue]

Another one.

That script being passed around is working more than ever.

People are just blind.

[Chrystalwuzhere]

UNBELIEVABLE......How can people believe this stuff? Wait, I know how...but still, when I see something this loathsome, I am still shocked! It still gets me.

(I broke the links. I don't want to help these schuysters raise money.)

Get a load of this stuff copied from the link posted by Lucky above.....

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As seen on TV! Give your Amos 3:7 Faith Offering Seed, and get your prophecy sent to you on CD. $37.00

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For a seed of $3,000.00 you will experience the benefits of prophetic one on one coaching, direction and guidance till the end of 2006. $3,000.00



The $1199 Club includes one year of prophetic teachings by Master Prophet E. Bernard Jordan. Students will receive all weekly teachings and special lectures on CD. Come and learn what the local church is afraid to teach. $1,199.00

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12 Month Prophetic word from the Master Prophet! $365.00



One of the biggest obstacles man has yet to overcome is the religious notion that equates poverty with piety. God does not desire His people to live in a continual state of lack, want, and need, but it is God's desire that we prosper. - Bishop E. Bernard Jordan --Cosmic Economics (E-books are downloadable to your computer within 24 hours) $49.95

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Bishop Jordan will go before God on your behalf, and discern the script that has been written for your life! $365.00

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Do you need a path cleared for you? Bishop Jordan will prophesy on cassette tape for you for vision and clarity in a situation. $20.20

[eahaddix]

Matthew 6:24 [NIV]
"No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money."

1 Corinthians 5:11 [NIV]
But now I am writing you that you must not associate with anyone who calls himself a brother but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or a slanderer, a drunkard or a swindler. With such a man do not even eat.

You cannot force people to develop sound doctrine. After all, sound doctrine annoys thoughtless greediness (2 Timothy 4:3 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Timothy%204:3;&version=31;)), which operates increasingly without restraint (2 Thessalonians 2:6-7 (http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Thessalonians%202:6-7;&version=31;)).

:hmm: The unthinking human animal is dangerous, yet amusing. It gives money to con-artists in an effort to get rich quickly. Hence, the con-artist gets rich quickly, but the greedy giver gains nothing. As a result, its greed backfires on a regular basis, yet it remains greedy. But since the unthinking human animal does not think, this reality is not a problem for it.:shrug:

[Jessie]

a bit full of himself I'd say!

[Chrystalwuzhere]

He'll prophecy on cassette tape? HELLLLLLOOOO!!!! It's 2006! Doesn't his discernment tell him that no one uses cassette tapes any more?

Sheesh!

:D