Brotherly bribes

[Jessie]

now this one really got me!

he said why not pay them to come in. 1/2 down 1/2 later...

sure brought it to light whats going on in the seeker sensitive church!

http://www.newswithviews.com/PaulProctor/proctor19.htm

[Chrystalwuzhere]

He got me too at first.

I love this article.


If we are willing to sacrifice our stale old ways, we could offer such “seeker sensitive” innovations as an open bar for Christian drinkers, live Christian dance bands, stage shows and karaoke for the party crowd – tarot card readings and séances for the more spiritually diverse “seeker” – Christian dating services for area singles – tattoos for teens – a fully furnished computer and interactive game room for the neighborhood youth and of course, adults seeking after hours surfing, (wink-wink) – an exciting Christian casino for all the adventurous gamblers among us and a church lottery and bingo parlor for those of fixed incomes and limited mobility. Add to that a round-the-clock all-you-can-eat buffet, movie theater, swimming pool, sauna, massage parlor and bowling alley and you’re well on your way to some serious exponential growth! All we need is a catchy name for it and a generous financial commitment in writing from all the members to kick it off.


Don't get me wrong, I see nothing wrong with having a night set aside for the youth with fun programs mixed with Christian fellowship. If it keeps them away from gangs, drugs, etc., so be it. But, that's not to replace service.

[CoreIssue]

But it feels so goooood!:swoon:

[Jessie]

But it feels so goooood!:swoon:

there is pleasure in sin for a season....only for a little while then,
they eat rocks.

kindof like a drug. feels good then it eats you up... :faint: